A man was sitting in the bar at Felixstowe port. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. So he decides because she's at the port, she's probably an off-duty shipping Line Customer Service agent.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the shipping line she works for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the APL motto 'Moving Business Forward'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Maersk Line motto 'Creating Opportunities in Global Commerce'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the OOCL motto "We take it personally".
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f*** do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face........
'Mediterranean Shipping Company'.