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You know that you work for Maersk...
When you send friends an email and its not titled "pics from this weekend" or "saturday party pics" but rather "wk 24 pics."
当你发照片给朋友,写着"24周的照片"而不是"这个周末的照片"。
When your friend sends a mobile message to you with an invitation to have some fun and you reply "confirm" instead of something normal.
你回复朋友的短信用"confirm"而不是正常的回答。
When you write brgds instead of 'bye or cheers in your hotmail emails
你用brgds而不是bye或cheers在邮件尾部。
When you turn on the National Geographic TV Channel and see a program on Container Shipping.....................and you stay and watch it like an idiot
当你看到国家地理频道上关于集装箱噶节目噶时候。。。你会视它为偶像。
When you have to pronounce the name of the company in 3 or 4 different ways so that people know you are not talking about a pharmaceutical company
当你用3-4种发音读出公司的名称时听上去就像一间制药厂。(事实上系类似妹儿斯克的发音)
When you re using MEPC instead of your GPS
你会用MEPC代替GPS
When you instinctively buy clothes featuring a star or at least the blue colour
你本能地购买蓝色或者有星星标志的衣服
When you insist that the blue is "Maersk blue", when actually it's the same sky blue that has lasted for centuries - and is in the sky a lot of times...
你坚持认为某种蓝色系马仔蓝 ,即系个种同天空颜色一样噶蓝。(其实天空噶颜色几时都响度变)
When you say "Pls clarify" instead of "I dont get it"
你会讲"请讲明白"来代替"我唔知你UP乜"
When you register in any website automatically using your @maersk
你会用你的UID来注册网站用户名。 (试过。。。我会打成TYT0575)
When you press F3 instead of Esc in any system to go backwards
用F3来代替ESC键
When you get alert and excited on the street ecery time a container passes by
会警醒并且感觉到兴奋当见到集装箱响条街到
When you use three letter codes instead of real cities' names in an email to your friend
用CODE来代替城市名,例如广州系GUA,深圳系SZH
When you dial 0 on your house phone
响屋企拨电话都打0先
When you pick the phone in your house and say "Maersk Good Morning"
响屋企接电话话"早晨马系鸡"
When you think everybody knows who Maersk and Mr Moller is
你觉得每个人都知道马士基同穆勒
When you write "Will revert" instead of "I will get back to you"
用回复你代替打翻电话比你
When you think CPH is the center of the world
你认为哥本哈根系世界噶中心
When you believe "the container" was the greatest invention in the past century
你认为集装箱系上个世纪最伟大噶发明
When you are proud being a part of a company "creating global opportunities", but nobody even knows the company
你觉得身为"在全球贸易中创造机会"的公司而自豪,但其实没人知道你间野
When you're trying to convince yourself that money is not the most important argument to choose a company to work for
你尝试尽量说服自己觉得工作唔系为钱!
When you use the underground, while your fellow students drive a newly bought car
你搭紧地铁噶时候你儿时的玩伴已经开紧新车
When you ask somebody out on a date and then write him/her an e-mail "as per telcon, pick up at 20:00 for dinner and movie (costs will be covered by ours). pls confirm understood OK. Tks&rgds"
当你约人出街会写"就如刚才的电话,会响20点带你去吃饭同睇电影(费用AA),请确认明白同埋回复"
When you'd rather not use the elevator
当你唔系敢想用电梯(唔明)
When you find you are speaking English with a Danish accent
当你发现你的英文有丹麦口音
When you write more than 3 'HOWEVER's' in one mail
当你一封信里面有3个"然而"
When you easily get annoyed even if your friends are only 2 minutes late and you threaten to report them to their managers.
当你的朋友迟到2分钟你都会唔耐烦并且会恐吓他/她会报告他/她的上司
And finally, you are very blue if you have been reading this email, smiling and nodding as you went along..
最后,如果你会面露微笑并且不断点头,敢你真系非常BLUE(大蓝马士基)。
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