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响3号线广药总站等车,上到车个司机见敢静局,话“你地依家可以唔洗来总站敢远,我地响怡乐村会有车调头,空车”,见没人答,加多句“不过响呢度等就信心大D咯”,专业啊。 司机语录

车仔出发,第二个站就系永远都敢塞之南村站,两个车站牌敢多路线嘅车站但都没分AB,所以次次打电话比屋企人问去到边,总系话“到左广百啦”,车仔靠站,慢慢龟速前进,有人扬手,开门,关门,前移,扬手,开门,十几分钟后,差唔多离开车站,有人扬手,已经驶开左个头嘅车唯有靠翻岸,开门,司机话“你唔好以为我应分开门比你,明知个站塞,埋左1X分钟都唔行过来”,乘客唯有大大声讲“唔该”来制止距继续讲落去。

下站广美,开门,司机话“唔系入大学城个D唔好上车”,见唔系学生打扮嘅都没放上来,关门,司机推左下波棍,“平时一至四[b]陪你搞搞阵[/b],五六日就唔好来玩野”。

期间同部的士有D矛盾,司机“!@#¥!@#包含一D行车语句鱼虾蟹一串”。

有人山车话去唔去磨碟沙,司机话“大把车去磨碟沙唔好上啦”,有人话“[b]我见好空啊[/b]唔上得咩”,司机话“你上埋来啊,等阵睇睇D大学生点样插针”,唯有落翻去。

就系敢一路上车厢都保持住一般空的状态到左大学城。



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哇,
个司机好有型啊。
有生意都吾做。

Posted by: ms08 on March 29, 2006 08:36 PM

哇~~好man的司機大佬啊~!!
86D司機有距一半我都劏雞還神咯~!!

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